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Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 9:12 am
by Stan Thomas
Brummie Humour.
What do they call a Chinaman with a black eye in Birmingham? .................. Hu it Yow.
(and only if you live in the Black Country) What is the best name for a Chinese Take-away situated between Halesowen and Stourbridge? ............... Yow Min Ly.
A 96 year old Brummie finally had to go into a nursing home, and asked the carer, "Have I cum 'ere ter die"? and she replied, "No" - yow cum 'ere yester die"
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 3:57 pm
by ReubenVP
My Energy supplier wants to talk to me about my extremely high heating bills.
I said sure, my door is always open.
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:42 am
by Mr Teddy Bear
Stan Thomas wrote: ↑Fri Jan 27, 2023 9:12 am
Brummie Humour.
What do they call a Chinaman with a black eye in Birmingham? .................. Hu it Yow.
(and only if you live in the Black Country) What is the best name for a Chinese Take-away situated between Halesowen and Stourbridge? ............... Yow Min Ly.
A 96 year old Brummie finally had to go into a nursing home, and asked the carer, "Have I cum 'ere ter die"? and she replied, "No" - yow cum 'ere yester die"
Having worked in Telford for a couple of years this made me smile
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2023 10:10 pm
by ReubenVP
I saw an advert that read "Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2023 9:31 am
by Stan Thomas
Someone broke into our local betting shop last night ................. and lost £30.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2023 11:24 pm
by Johnny 216GSi
I quit my job at a shoe recycling factory today.
Well, it was just sole destroying.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:00 pm
by ReubenVP
How do locomotives hear?
Through the engineers.
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 9:29 am
by Stan Thomas
I've written to the President of Manilla to thank him for the envelopes.
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 1:51 pm
by ReubenVP
My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Re: Humour
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:48 pm
by Stan Thomas
A Polish fella went for an eye-test and the optician said "Can you read what's on the card", and he replied "Yes - I live next door to him".
The optician then took him outside and asked "What's that up there"? to which the fella replied "The sun"
"Well how far do you want to see"? asked the optician.