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Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2026 11:21 am
by ReubenVP
Do you know what happened when the world's tongue-twister champion got arrested?
They gave them a tough sentence.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2026 8:30 am
by 961tat
My buddy was shot with a starting pistol.
The police say it's race-related.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2026 10:22 am
by SteveB
What’s made out of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe!
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2026 10:24 am
by ReubenVP
I went into a busy pub last night dressed as a tennis ball, I got served straight away.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2026 9:57 am
by ReubenVP
What happened when a red ship crashed into a brown ship?
The crew was marooned.
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2026 11:09 am
by ReubenVP
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief?
They've always got a few Twix up their sleeve.
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2026 9:38 pm
by 961tat
The inventor of Tupperware has died. His funeral is on hold until they can locate a matching lid for the coffin.
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2026 9:08 am
by ReubenVP
Police have confirmed that the person who jumped from the 18th floor of a local nightclub was not a bouncer.
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2026 8:20 am
by 961tat
Just been prescribed some anti-gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2026 6:38 pm
by 961tat
I went to an Indian restaurant last night and ordered a pelican curry.
Absolutely delicious — but the bill was enormous.