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Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2026 10:09 am
by ReubenVP
My friend is having an operation on their back. Their partner told me they are passing their time playing board games. Backgammon, draughts, ludo etc.
I said:-
"Any chess?"
They said:-
"No, They've gone private."
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 10:35 am
by ReubenVP
I call my car 'Flattery'- it gets me nowhere!
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 10:19 am
by ReubenVP
If you order an axe from France and have it shipped, you'll have a French axe sent.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 8:23 pm
by 961tat
Two fish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says, "do you know how to drive this thing?
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2026 8:49 pm
by 961tat
My mate and I bought signed photos of Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett for £1 each. So it was a good buy for me…and a good buy for him.
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2026 11:33 am
by ReubenVP
I'm convinced I'm a letter.
If anyone has any ideas for a cure, keep me posted.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2026 8:16 pm
by 961tat
The worst pub I’ve ever been to was called The Fiddle.
It was a vile inn.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2026 11:07 am
by ReubenVP
My friend has a Terry's chocolate orange addiction, they have been sectioned.