[ReubenVP]

What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?


Nothing, he was gladiator.

[Johnny 216GSi]

I shoved my hand into my pillow and had a good rummage around.

I've been doing the same thing all week.

I've been feeling down for days.

[ReubenVP]

A thief has stolen antidepressants from the local pharmacy.

I hope they're happy now.

[Stan Thomas]

When our local pharmacy got broken into everything was stolen except the hair shampoo and the contraceptives.

The police suspect it was a bald headed Roman Catholic.

[SteveB]

I once took half a dozen Viagra tablets washed down with a mug of prune juice.

I didn't know if I was coming or going!

[Stan Thomas]

That Viagra is realy strong stuff - one stuck in my throat once and I got a stiff neck.

[Stan Thomas]

That Viagra is really strong stuff - one stuck in my throat once and I got a stiff neck.

[ReubenVP]

Charlie Sheen is American, Michael Sheen is British and Mr Sheen is Polish.

[ReubenVP]

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

In case one of them cracks up.

[ReubenVP]

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork.

I think I nailed it but nobody saw it.