Post by **ReubenVP** » Wed Oct 30, 2024 6:12 pm

Apparrotly you can drop the names of birds into the start of sentences and people won't notice.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Fri Nov 01, 2024 10:00 pm

"I hate being half-bicycle, half-motorbike" he moped.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Sat Nov 02, 2024 9:24 pm

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.

Do not read it.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Mon Nov 04, 2024 11:40 am

Interesting sign in the launderette:-

PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OFF.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Fri Nov 08, 2024 12:07 pm

An invisible man married an invisible woman.

The kids weren't much to look at.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Tue Nov 12, 2024 10:56 am

My boss said they was going to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it's going to be me.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Tue Nov 12, 2024 10:57 am

I've just seen a film about a fridge in space.

It's a sci-fi chiller.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Fri Nov 15, 2024 9:08 am

I lost my job at the bank on my first day.

A customer asked me to check their balance, so I pushed them over.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Mon Nov 18, 2024 8:54 am

Just remember this, if everything seems to be going your way.
You could be driving on the wrong side of the road.

Post by **Dorchester** » Tue Nov 19, 2024 8:33 am