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Re: Humour
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 12:44 pm
by ReubenVP
I spent the last week learning escapology.
I need to get out more.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2024 9:08 am
by ReubenVP
My inflatable house got a puncture last night.
Now I'm living in a flat.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2024 9:46 am
by Stan Thomas
Our local pie shop has just closed down, making 3.1416 people redundant.
Re: Humour
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2024 8:32 pm
by ReubenVP
A friend of mine has invented an air freshener that's controlled by your mind.
It makes scents when you think about it.
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 8:53 pm
by Stan Thomas
If you want to be rich, have a swanky car, live in a big house and never work again - you only have to remember three words. .........................
................................ Stick-em-up!
Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 3:00 pm
by ReubenVP
I got fired from my job because I kept asking customers whether they would prefer "smoking" or "non-smoking".
Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial".
Re: Humour
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:23 am
by Johnny 216GSi
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming catholic.
Re: Humour
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:24 am
by Johnny 216GSi
I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were dating.
I was like "OMG"
Re: Humour
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:24 am
by Johnny 216GSi
A friend of mine has twin sons, Juan and Umal.
But he only carries a photo of Juan around with him to show people. Because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Umal.
Re: Humour
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 12:09 pm
by ReubenVP
Do you remember that joke I told about my spine?
It was about a weak back.