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Re: Humour
Posted: Tue May 28, 2024 2:38 pm
by ReubenVP
What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu May 30, 2024 12:11 am
by Johnny 216GSi
I shoved my hand into my pillow and had a good rummage around.
I've been doing the same thing all week.
I've been feeling down for days.
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu May 30, 2024 1:36 pm
by ReubenVP
A thief has stolen antidepressants from the local pharmacy.
I hope they're happy now.
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu May 30, 2024 4:00 pm
by Stan Thomas
When our local pharmacy got broken into everything was stolen except the hair shampoo and the contraceptives.
The police suspect it was a bald headed Roman Catholic.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri May 31, 2024 7:35 am
by SteveB
I once took half a dozen Viagra tablets washed down with a mug of prune juice.
I didn't know if I was coming or going!
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri May 31, 2024 2:35 pm
by Stan Thomas
That Viagra is realy strong stuff - one stuck in my throat once and I got a stiff neck.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:32 am
by Stan Thomas
Stan Thomas wrote: ↑Fri May 31, 2024 2:35 pm
That Viagra is really strong stuff - one stuck in my throat once and I got a stiff neck.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:05 pm
by ReubenVP
Charlie Sheen is American, Michael Sheen is British and Mr Sheen is Polish.
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2024 10:01 am
by ReubenVP
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
In case one of them cracks up.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2024 8:03 am
by ReubenVP
I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork.
I think I nailed it but nobody saw it.