Rover 200 & 400 Owners Club

Posted: **Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:25 am**

I love replaying my childhood games, but great hide and seek players are hard to find.

Posted: **Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:26 am**

My mate was mocking me for the way I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

But that's just the way I roll.

Posted: **Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:26 am**

I popped into a fish shop yesterday and bought a fake Koi Carp.

I call it my Decoy.

Posted: **Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:27 am**

3 tonnes of hair were stollen from a local wig factory last night.

Police are combing the area.

Posted: **Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:29 am**

I tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century literature, but all I got was Tequila Mocking Bird.

Posted: **Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:30 am**

I had a pet mouse called Elvis.

I found him dead one morning. He was caught in a trap.

Posted: **Wed Oct 02, 2024 8:01 am**

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables.

Turns out I was on the mothership.

Posted: **Fri Oct 04, 2024 11:17 am**

"I bought an original Van Gogh coffee table."

"How do you know it's authentic?"

"It had a bit of veneer missing."

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2024 2:55 pm**

Posted: **Sun Oct 06, 2024 8:26 am**

Dorchester wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2024 2:55 pm

Humour