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Re: Humour
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 3:06 pm
by ReubenVP
I sold my guitars to someone with no arms.
I asked, how are you going to play them. They said I don't know, I'll play it by ear.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 10:03 am
by SteveB
Christmas gift ideas – books that would make ideal stocking fillers:
Replacing the K Series Head Gasket by Hughie Go-Aggen
How to test Shock Absorbers by Bowen C Ryde
Radiator Repairs by Ivor Leke
How to use a torque wrench by Titus Thebooksez
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2024 10:45 am
by ReubenVP
The inventor of the lozenge has passed away.
There will be no coffin at their funeral.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2024 9:40 pm
by ReubenVP
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 10:44 am
by ReubenVP
How much does it cost to swim with sharks?
An arm and a leg.
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 10:45 am
by ReubenVP
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but they said it's just a bug going around.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2024 4:59 pm
by ReubenVP
The person who invented the umbrella was going to call it brella.
But they hesitated.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 3:29 pm
by Dorchester
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2024 9:20 am
by ReubenVP
What do you call Santa without Sat Nav?
A lost Claus.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2024 11:32 am
by ReubenVP
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe and whose had their Rover stolen?
Roberto Carlos
