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I was going to tell you a time-traveling joke, but you all didn't like it.


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ReubenVP wrote: ↑Tue Dec 31, 2024 1:46 pm I was going to tell you a time-traveling joke, but you all didn't like it.


On behalf of all the contributors/ comedians to this long running thread, we hope you all had a good Christmas and hope you all have a happy new year!

Thanks Reuben (and others). Please keep it up!

I've switched careers and become an archaeologist.

My life is in ruins.




I'm giving up my job at the recycling centre. All I do all day is crush fizzy drinks cans.

It's so-da pressing.



I can recommend a friend of mine for all your house repairs. He specialises in plumbing and double glazing.

So if one day you get a tap on your window, it's probably him.

My friend is mad at me because they asked me to sync their phone, so I threw it into the sea.

I've got some racing geese for sale.

Let me know if you want a quick gander.

I had someone make me a belt out of old wrist watches.

A complete waist of time, really.

Johnny 216GSi wrote: ↑Mon Jan 13, 2025 2:27 am I had someone make me a belt out of old wrist watches.
A complete waist of time, really.

Good pun!

I can tolerate algebra, maybe a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.

Thanks to everyone for keeping me chuckling