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Re: Humour

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 10:22 pm
by 961tat
Confucius says

Naked man who walks sideways through door, is going to Bangkok

Re: Humour

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2025 10:09 am
by SteveB
Confucius say:

Eat properly.

Keep fit.


Die anyway.

Re: Humour

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2025 12:39 pm
by ReubenVP
5 ants rented an apartment , another 5 ants joined them.

Now they're tenants.

Re: Humour

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2025 12:01 pm
by ReubenVP
Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan.

Re: Humour

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2025 4:38 pm
by Liverpoolman1
Two Liverpudlians talking:
“There’s been a fire at Tesco”
“‘Asda”
“No, Tesco”.

Re: Humour

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2025 5:40 pm
by Johnny 216GSi
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to the barman "Is that my stool?"

Re: Humour

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2025 10:51 am
by ReubenVP
What did zero say to eight?

That belt looks good on you.

Re: Humour

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:11 am
by ReubenVP
I went out for dinner last night and ordered fish in a herb sauce.

It tasted weird and I was going to complain, but I didn't know if it was the thyme or the plaice.

Re: Humour

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2025 7:40 pm
by Johnny 216GSi
I went for a job in a green grocers.

They wanted to pay me in vegetables but I objected to the celery.

Re: Humour

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2025 7:42 pm
by Johnny 216GSi
I got a 7-days a week job in an ice cream factory.

I got sacked after a few days as I couldn't make Sundaes.