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Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 3:55 pm
by StubbornPatriot
Customer: "Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud."
Waiter: "But Sir, it was fresh ground, this morning."
Re: Humour
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2025 9:36 am
by SteveB
Customer: "Waiter - you've got your thumb in my soup!"
Waiter: "Don't worry sir, it's not hot".
Re: Humour
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2025 9:38 am
by SteveB
Customer: "Waiter, there's a fly in my butter!"
Waiter: "That's not possible sir - we only serve margarine".
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2025 11:51 am
by ReubenVP
Why can't cows wear shoes?
They lack toes.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2025 5:40 pm
by Johnny 216GSi
I've just bought a bottle of Fred Flinstone aftershave.
It's got a very strong smell and you don't need to use much.
A little dab'll do.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2025 7:14 pm
by Johnny 216GSi
How many Motown jokes do I know?
Three, maybe four tops.
Re: Humour
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2025 12:52 pm
by ReubenVP
A person died after falling into a giant vat of coffee.
Their partner told reporters, "they didn't suffer, it was instant'.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2025 10:36 am
by ReubenVP
I asked my Boss for a raise because three companies are after me.
They said "Which ones?"
I replied, "Gas, Water and Electric."
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:48 am
by ReubenVP
To eat a whole cake would be to commit the sin of gluttony.
But to eat a whole pie is ok, as the sin of pi is zero.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2025 9:29 am
by ReubenVP
Have you heard of a new sport called 'quiet' tennis?
It's like normal tennis without the racket.