Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2025 9:58 am
A major manufacturer of rulers have announced that they are not making them any longer.
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Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 5:37 pm
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2025 2:43 pm
My friend was at the Apple store and saw a crime being committed.
Guess that makes them an iWitness.
Guess that makes them an iWitness.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2025 9:41 pm
If anyone wants a copy of Osteopath Monthly, I have back issues.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2025 3:30 pm
Husband and Wife are on a cruise.
Husband: It's quiet on deck tonight.
Wife: Everyone must be watching the band.
Husband: There isn't a band tonight.
Wife: I'm sure I heard someone say a band on ship!
Husband: It's quiet on deck tonight.
Wife: Everyone must be watching the band.
Husband: There isn't a band tonight.
Wife: I'm sure I heard someone say a band on ship!
Re: Humour
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2025 4:09 pm
Those three last ones are excellent! 
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:24 am
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon May 05, 2025 8:41 pm
Did you hear about the jaguar that ate a tightrope walker?
It was craving a well-balanced meal.
It was craving a well-balanced meal.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon May 05, 2025 8:44 pm
A builder was hit by a flying power tool.
They said, "Everything was fine... and then, Bosch!"
They said, "Everything was fine... and then, Bosch!"
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu May 08, 2025 10:16 am
To the person who stole my place in the queue.
I'm after you now.
I'm after you now.