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If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving isn't for you.
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It's a little known fact that Phil Spector's brother, Crispin, worked in the Walkers factory...
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What was Tarzan's last words?

Who greased that vine?
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Someone has been stealing wheels off police cars.

The police are working tirelessly to catch them.
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Modern cars are getting too technical. They have TVs in them.

I was reversing and it showed someone being ran over!
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I was going to sail around the globe in the worlds smallest ship, but I bottled it.
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What's the best way to watch a fishing tournament?

On live stream.
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Rover 214i cabriolet v16 1994 BRG & lightstone leather
Rover 25 1.4 Saws Tuning remapped 2002 platinum silver
Rover 75 V6 2.5 1999 Atlantic blue & sandstone beige leather
Rover P5B coupe 1968 Arden green & buckskin leather
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Did you hear about the Jaguar that ate a tightrope walker?

It was craving a well-balanced meal.
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Rover 214i cabriolet v16 1994 BRG & lightstone leather
Rover 25 1.4 Saws Tuning remapped 2002 platinum silver
Rover 75 V6 2.5 1999 Atlantic blue & sandstone beige leather
Rover P5B coupe 1968 Arden green & buckskin leather
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