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Re: Humour

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2025 4:30 pm
by ReubenVP
If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving isn't for you.

Re: Humour

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2025 7:39 pm
by ReubenVP
It's a little known fact that Phil Spector's brother, Crispin, worked in the Walkers factory...

Re: Humour

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2025 10:23 am
by ReubenVP
What was Tarzan's last words?

Who greased that vine?

Re: Humour

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2025 10:24 am
by ReubenVP
Someone has been stealing wheels off police cars.

The police are working tirelessly to catch them.

Re: Humour

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2025 8:34 am
by ReubenVP
Modern cars are getting too technical. They have TVs in them.

I was reversing and it showed someone being ran over!

Re: Humour

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2025 9:39 am
by ReubenVP
I was going to sail around the globe in the worlds smallest ship, but I bottled it.

Re: Humour

Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2025 11:07 am
by ReubenVP
What's the best way to watch a fishing tournament?

On live stream.

Re: Humour

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2025 6:42 am
by Dorchester

Re: Humour

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2025 8:11 pm
by ReubenVP
Did you hear about the Jaguar that ate a tightrope walker?

It was craving a well-balanced meal.

Rover

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2025 7:27 pm
by Dorchester
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