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Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2025 4:30 pm
by ReubenVP
If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving isn't for you.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2025 7:39 pm
by ReubenVP
It's a little known fact that Phil Spector's brother, Crispin, worked in the Walkers factory...
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2025 10:23 am
by ReubenVP
What was Tarzan's last words?
Who greased that vine?
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2025 10:24 am
by ReubenVP
Someone has been stealing wheels off police cars.
The police are working tirelessly to catch them.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2025 8:34 am
by ReubenVP
Modern cars are getting too technical. They have TVs in them.
I was reversing and it showed someone being ran over!
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2025 9:39 am
by ReubenVP
I was going to sail around the globe in the worlds smallest ship, but I bottled it.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2025 11:07 am
by ReubenVP
What's the best way to watch a fishing tournament?
On live stream.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2025 6:42 am
by Dorchester
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2025 8:11 pm
by ReubenVP
Did you hear about the Jaguar that ate a tightrope walker?
It was craving a well-balanced meal.
Rover
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2025 7:27 pm
by Dorchester