Post by **ReubenVP** » Fri Sep 26, 2025 8:50 am

I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself....

I really need to wash some mugs.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Mon Oct 13, 2025 9:00 am

A Scout kindly fixed my car horn today.

Beep repaired.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Fri Oct 17, 2025 8:47 am

What grades did the pirate get in their exams?

Seven Cs.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Tue Oct 21, 2025 9:38 am

It was my first week working at the bicycle factory.

They've already made me the spokes person.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Fri Oct 24, 2025 9:29 am

My friend told me to put the toilet seat down.

I don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Wed Oct 29, 2025 4:51 pm

My kite got stuck up a tree today, it's not the worst thing that has happened to me but it's up there.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Wed Nov 05, 2025 12:00 pm

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

They were outstanding in their field.

Post by **961tat** » Fri Nov 07, 2025 8:12 pm

I was bored so l swapped all the sweets into different wrappers.
My wife isn't amused...She got her snickers in a twix.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Fri Nov 14, 2025 9:44 am

Scared of escalators?

There are steps you can take.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Mon Nov 17, 2025 10:12 am

Did you hear the rumour about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.