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Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2025 8:50 am
by ReubenVP
I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself....
I really need to wash some mugs.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2025 9:00 am
by ReubenVP
A Scout kindly fixed my car horn today.
Beep repaired.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2025 8:47 am
by ReubenVP
What grades did the pirate get in their exams?
Seven Cs.
Re: Humour
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2025 9:38 am
by ReubenVP
It was my first week working at the bicycle factory.
They've already made me the spokes person.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2025 9:29 am
by ReubenVP
My friend told me to put the toilet seat down.
I don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place.
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2025 4:51 pm
by ReubenVP
My kite got stuck up a tree today, it's not the worst thing that has happened to me but it's up there.
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2025 12:00 pm
by ReubenVP
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
They were outstanding in their field.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2025 8:12 pm
by 961tat
I was bored so l swapped all the sweets into different wrappers.
My wife isn't amused...She got her snickers in a twix.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 9:44 am
by ReubenVP
Scared of escalators?
There are steps you can take.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2025 10:12 am
by ReubenVP
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.