The kids kept ringing my doorbell, so I took the batteries out. It’s had a knock-on effect.

The most fascinating thing about women’s football is how did they get 10 women to wear the same outfit?

I did an online quiz about marriage today. I answered every question with, “The wife.” Failed it. Turns out she’s not always right.

Hello this site is now not giving codes for the radios unfortunately is say third party server down does anyone know why ? I've use this alot over the years and was giving codes 2 weeks ago repaired another two radios and need too test them

I bought my mum a pocket calculator shaped like a castle. She might not like it, but it’s the fort that counts.

Is this the one? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/227332656313?_skw=rover+416+ABS+Sensor+-Land+-Range+-battery+-aerosol+-raptor+-75&itmmeta=01KWD37A2Q8R8DT5WX3B9WYKDE&hash=item34ee150cb9:g:rqoAAeSwjmBo8CWq&itmprp=enc%3AAQALAAABAGfYFPkwiKCW4ZNSs2u11xBridaMcDNz0m7U4jJR5qnp0w6NwHg3u5JpDfhRRTyMak...

Well breaking a auto but no abs but I know another that has abs that's for breaking but will be sometime before that off but keep you in mind .

ReubenVP wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2026 7:48 am A pile of books fell on my head....

I only have my shelf to blame.

Yes Mr Bond

I ordered octopus at a seafood restaurant. The waiter said, “It’ll take 4 hours.”
“Why?”
“It keeps turning the gas off.”

My fears that I’d wandered into a cannibal wedding were confirmed when they toasted the bride and groom.