What kind of trousers does a ghost hunter wear?


Just a paranormal jeans.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?


Camembert.


What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?


Halloumi.

How do you make an artichoke?

You strangle it.

We just got to be thankful it isn't snowing.

Imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

What Wizard likes to play golf?

Harry Putter.

Why did the cat sit on the computer?

Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Sadly my obese parrot just died.

But it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

My friend said to me that they could murder a bowl of corn flakes.

That's when I realised they're a cereal killer.

1. GTi John
2. Iain (itcaptainslow)
3. Montegoman
4. MGZRreplca
5. Nick (Conductorwomble)- Provisional
6. Hammond
7. Blair Hobson - Hamish the Honda
8. John Butler
9. Palio (Gavin 216GSi)
10. Sammy
11. Adrian Jones
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