Rover 200 & 400 Owners Club - Humour - Page 59

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Mon Dec 08, 2025 11:28 am

I've decided to form a choir this Christmas.

So far, it's just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee and I.

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Wed Dec 10, 2025 11:36 am

Did you hear about the person who stole advent calendars?

They got 24 days.

961tat · Post by **961tat** » Wed Dec 10, 2025 5:14 pm

Why was the snowman embarrassed when he was spotted rummaging through a bag of carrots?
He was caught picking his nose.

SteveB · Post by **SteveB** » Wed Dec 10, 2025 7:03 pm

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a Christmas pudding?

Apparently he was pulled under by a strong currant.

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Mon Dec 15, 2025 11:03 am

I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Dorchester · Post by **Dorchester** » Tue Dec 16, 2025 8:01 pm

Very good. It's nearly what the Japanese call an 'haiku'.

StubbornPatriot · Post by **StubbornPatriot** » Tue Dec 16, 2025 10:25 pm

Good observation Dorch.

So, as haiku-

I heard a new joke
about a broken pencil
but it is pointless

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Wed Dec 17, 2025 11:34 am

Wow, you learn something new, everyday is a school day.

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Thu Dec 18, 2025 8:28 am

What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsiitis.

SteveB · Post by **SteveB** » Wed Dec 24, 2025 9:19 am

What did the wise men say after they offered their gifts of gold and frankincense?

Wait, there's myrrh.