[Stan Thomas]

Brummie Humour.

What do they call a Chinaman with a black eye in Birmingham? .................. Hu it Yow.

(and only if you live in the Black Country) What is the best name for a Chinese Take-away situated between Halesowen and Stourbridge? ............... Yow Min Ly.

A 96 year old Brummie finally had to go into a nursing home, and asked the carer, "Have I cum 'ere ter die"? and she replied, "No" - yow cum 'ere yester die"

[ReubenVP]

My Energy supplier wants to talk to me about my extremely high heating bills.


I said sure, my door is always open.

[Mr Teddy Bear]

Brummie Humour.

What do they call a Chinaman with a black eye in Birmingham? .................. Hu it Yow.

(and only if you live in the Black Country) What is the best name for a Chinese Take-away situated between Halesowen and Stourbridge? ............... Yow Min Ly.

A 96 year old Brummie finally had to go into a nursing home, and asked the carer, "Have I cum 'ere ter die"? and she replied, "No" - yow cum 'ere yester die"

Having worked in Telford for a couple of years this made me smile

[ReubenVP]

I saw an advert that read "Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full."


I thought, "I can't turn that down".

[Stan Thomas]

Someone broke into our local betting shop last night ................. and lost £30.

[Johnny 216GSi]

I quit my job at a shoe recycling factory today.

Well, it was just sole destroying.

[ReubenVP]

How do locomotives hear?


Through the engineers.

[Stan Thomas]

I've written to the President of Manilla to thank him for the envelopes.

[ReubenVP]

My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.

[Stan Thomas]

A Polish fella went for an eye-test and the optician said "Can you read what's on the card", and he replied "Yes - I live next door to him".

The optician then took him outside and asked "What's that up there"? to which the fella replied "The sun"

"Well how far do you want to see"? asked the optician.