Rover 200 & 400 Owners Club - Humour - Page 62

961tat · Post by **961tat** » Sat Feb 14, 2026 9:01 am

I was buying underwear and asked the shop assistant, “Are these knickers satin?”
She said, “No — they’re brand new.”

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Sat Feb 14, 2026 5:05 pm

How do you stop bacon curling in the frying pan?

You take away their broom.

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Tue Feb 24, 2026 11:22 am

At first, I thought my Chiropractor wasn't any good, but now I stand corrected.

Stan Thomas · Post by **Stan Thomas** » Wed Feb 25, 2026 9:11 pm

Which Medieval King made it possible to inflate car tyres?

Edward the Compressor.

961tat · Post by **961tat** » Wed Mar 04, 2026 8:44 am

The Math Teacher asked Johnny, "How many feet are there in a yard?" Johnny responded, "It depends on how many people are standing in the
yard!"

961tat · Post by **961tat** » Wed Mar 04, 2026 8:49 am

Did you hear about the monkeys with a joint Amazon account?
They were prime-mates.

961tat · Post by **961tat** » Wed Mar 04, 2026 8:55 am

I put on my steel-toe boots for my first outing as a metal detectorist.

At the moment I’m just finding my feet.

961tat · Post by **961tat** » Wed Mar 04, 2026 9:11 am

I put on my steel-toe boots for my first outing as a metal detectorist.

At the moment I’m just finding my feet.

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Thu Mar 05, 2026 9:37 am

News just in- Someone has fallen into a large display of golf clubs.

Police say they are stable but not out of the woods yet.

Stan Thomas · Post by **Stan Thomas** » Thu Mar 05, 2026 5:48 pm

I always thought Britany Spears was what the Scots said to each other just before the battle of Bannockburn in 1314.